Vote for Kerry, or suffer eternal darnation!
Mood:  irritated

I just saw something on television that, although not surprising, annoyed me anyway.
Apparently, this dipshit minister in North Caroliney (cough! cough!, red state, cough!) kicked nine long-time parishioners out of his "fold" for voting for John Kerry. Apparently, in Acts 2:3, the apostle Paul prayed to John the Baptist asking him to channel the risen Christ to answer whether or not to vote for a future leader, George W. Bush. Hey, maybe that's what Nostradamus was hinting at when he noted the following:

It will come to pass that an ape-like figure will emerge from the darkness, walking hand in hand with stupid-ness. From the mouth of this little chimp will flow sage advice for the criminally insane and the like. Oh yeah, and the CIA killed JFK.

God, people really know how to screw up!