Michael Jackson should be prisoner #4000-34-67
Mood:  irritated
Okay, here's the scenario: I go on the Portland News and tell everyone that I invite young boys to sleep in bed with me. I tell them "It's just sweet. It's innocent."

Right.

I'm in jail the next day, and I go to prison. There, I'll be gang-raped by many other inmates.

So be it for the King of Pop--bet he has some fans in the big house who can't wait to see if he's as cute as he was on the Thriller poster.

Billy Jean is not yo lover, bitch. Bubba is.

Enough said.